GIRLBOSS WAR ROUND TWO IS HERE TABBY SWEEP!
isabelle animal crossing is not a girlboss she is a girl subordinate
real girlbosses own coal mines and yearn to employ child laborers
Greek Mythology: Unfortunately, Zeus was horny.
Norse Mythology: Unfortunately, Loki was bored.
Egyptian Mythology: Unfortunately, Set was envious.
Japanese Mythology: Unfortunately, Susanoo was rude.
Diné mythology:
Unfortunately, Coyote had “a good idea”.
Celtic Mythology:
Unfortunately you pissed off the Fae
Hindu mythology:
Unfortunately, another asura managed to obtain a boon from Bramha/Vishnu/Shiva
I love how everyone’s mythology has some variation of “And then there was This Asshole”
(via maybe-happy)